1. Boulder of the Tinkling Metal
Jingle Bell Rock
2. Festive Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
3. Monarchial Triad
We Three Kings
4. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis
Silent Night
5. Parent was observed osculating a redcoated unshaven man
I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus
6 Absent in a Feeder!
Away in a Manger
7. Arrival Time: 2400 hrs - Weather: Cloudless
It came upon a midnight clear
8. The Quadruped with the Vermilion Proboscis
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
9. Diminutive Male Percussionist
Little Drummer Boy
10. Red Man En Route to conurbation
Santa Claus is Coming to Town
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